Can be a little too competitive (a bit of an understatement). Loves all things football. One of the few people in the world that actually likes George Ezra. Disappoints the whole office when he doesn’t bring Chase with him (our office pooch).
Absolute food snob (or connoisseur as he probably prefers to call himself). Loves a cheap flight even if it’s to random destinations. However, will spend a stupid amount to go see Liverpool play abroad, no questions asked.
Literally loves any sport. Cricket? Check. Football? Check. Horse racing? Check. Competitive Tag? Probably. Perpetually doing physio for his knee. Passed his driving test on his 5th attempt- perhaps best not to let him drive to client meetings.
Our resident conspiracy theorist (if it requires a tin foil hat, he’s all over it). New dad. Little Mix aficionado, not even on the down low. Lives for random fasting schedules and health food.
Bit of an on and off gym head. Recently bought a house, but awful at DIY (Nick Knowles need not worry). Likes to challenge people to a game of pool, usually for money. We won’t embarrass him, but let’s just say he’s in the red.
Believes “whooping” doubles as punctuation. Clean freak. Super excitable to say the least. Will beg for the super strong coffee pods. Donations go her way reluctantly. Low-key dog obsessed.
Newest member of the Salesforce team. Doesn’t drink coffee, so she’s sitting on gold as though it’s nothing. Loves a good documentary and appears to have seen 95% of them.
Grammar police. Expertly zones out whenever there’s any sort of sport talk going on in the office. New mum. Used to live for nights out, now is happy if she gets a full four hours uninterrupted sleep. Former goth and resident office feminist.